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Today's Jokes

  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  4. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  5. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  6. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  7. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  8. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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