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  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  3. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  4. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  5. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  6. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  7. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  8. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  9. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  10. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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