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  1. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  3. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  4. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  5. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  6. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  7. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  8. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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