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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  3. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  4. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  9. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  10. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

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