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  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  3. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  4. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  10. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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