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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  6. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  7. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  8. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  9. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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