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Today's Jokes

  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  3. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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