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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  3. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  6. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  7. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  8. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  9. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  10. "We messed up the keming again guys."

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hdi*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:52 AM
OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hdi*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:52 AM
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OK 66.249.68.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
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404 44.207.44.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
https://fro*.shop/robots.txt Sep 11, 2026 5:46 AM
OK 43.165.127.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.lle*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:44 AM
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