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  1. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  2. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  6. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  7. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  8. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  9. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  10. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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