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  1. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  2. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  3. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  6. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  9. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  10. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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