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Today's Jokes

  1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  2. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  3. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  4. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  5. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  8. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  9. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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