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  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  3. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  6. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  7. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  10. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

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