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Today's Jokes

  1. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  8. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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