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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  3. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  4. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  7. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  8. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  9. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  10. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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